Biography: Macklouseyo was born Macklousage Vergil Patrick Eddyweener Alberson Carl Marcus Rodgers on 17th July 1876 in Ireland. She lived in Ireland for many years until she got abord HMS VINCE and it docked in Southampton, she worked as a shoe maker until she took up her career as a cornershop worker from 1971, she worked in 39 cornershops including Furzton local. In 2002 she was mugged and duffed up, she died in early 2003 after a long battle with silk cut syndrome, although she never found her soulmate she had a fling with Gandalf the shopkeeper. She has been spotted several times since she suposedly died.

Macklouseyo Rodgers 1876-2003, RIP Macklouse!